You think I'm cute? Wait until you see me slurping down a huge bowl of homemade ramen in under 13 min. I'll whisper you through my tasty experience while also slurping and chewing all of the noodles down. Along with the noodles I crunch on bean sprouts and break through the membranes of mushrooms with my teeth, I'll also stop for a sip of water... or two! Once I'm done gorging myself, I'll tell you about how full and bloated I feel, before getting up and showing you.